Word of the Day (Happy Thomas Jefferson Day)

Please
enjoy today’s Brendan Francis moment for April 13th, 2011. Have a happy Thomas Jefferson Day. Interesting fact:
The sun is 330,330
times larger than the earth! (It’s like the Texas of heavenly bodies.)

“People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we
should never refuse to give it, upon request, for it often helps us to see our
own way more clearly.” Brendan Francis

I hope
you’ve enjoyed today’s extremely deep Word of the Day. I didn’t ask for that
advice, so I might as well follow it.
Here is some free advice for you.
It helps me see my way so clearly.

1. Don’t pick up frogs. They drink water all day just waiting.

2. Lift your pinky when having a cup of
tea.

3. If you don’t drink tea you should start.

4. It’s best to think a top ten list through
before starting.

5. Don’t make Chuck Norris Jokes, they infringe
on his celebrityness and he might kill you.

6. Lift your pinky when having a cup of
tea.

7. People almost always notice when you repeat
yourself.

8. Brush after every meal (unless you have
dentures you’re supposed to soak those things)

9. Go ahead and jump off the bridge, all your
friends are doing it.

10. Go
ahead and talk about religion and politics, what’s life if you can’t make some
people angry now and then.

Romans 3:23-24

IRS Hymn —
“All to Thee”

Shades of Plaid is now available. It took longer than expected,
however I am now beside myself with joy because the book is out. Being
beside oneself is not all it’s cracked up to be. I might start arguing with
myself in a bit. In the meantime, here are ways to get to the book.

It’s now in paperback https://www.createspace.com/3521456

Smashwords
http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/50196

And Kindle
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004UB5E3S

(Wednesday Poetry Corner)

Haiku

When time is a crunch.

And you don’t really
have to

Write a real poem

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3 Responses to Word of the Day (Happy Thomas Jefferson Day)

  1. Pingback: Little News » Blog Archive » Thomas Jefferson

  2. I think that is one of the best top ten lists I have ever read. Just sayin’.

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